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Fuck boi. All the bananas are fuck bois.
I went to a Bananas game and actually swiped on him mid game! He had his social media up linked but when I went to the page it was private and he only had like 200 followers, first red flag. But he had everything tagged and it all looked good AND THOSE ABS!
After the game my friend group went out to the bar and we matched! We chatted all night and I told him how j swiped on him during the game. My friends couldn’t believe it!
He was so sweet and funny and such a dork. I ended up meeting him for drinks at what he said was the hotel the team stays at for the summer. Its this hotel on Hilton head island. I even saw a couple bananas and there “girlfriends” in the lobby. So the date went well, hes a really sweet guy nice to the staff and he really seemed like a decent guy. But red flag #2 was when we went to his room.
I didnt pay attention at first, and I didn’t really care because his Banana game was that good… but his room was spotless. Not even a suitcase.
He always promised me free tickets, but he only got me them once and they were good. But he was always just too busy during games to come see me. The one time he came over, he actually put us as his story on IG! We kissed and I melted.
We met like a couple more times but the 3 time in July was in Charleston for some bullshit reason and coincidentally two people at my work were positive, so i stayed at the hotel. He said his bosses and the hotel in Hilton head were getting into it or something. Dick was good room service was good so I didn’t care. He called me and said that he couldn’t come back to the hotel for a couple days but the team paid for the room and I could check out anytime after Monday. I found out he actually paid for it, and then he ghosted me. I had to Uber back Savanah…
He deleted his Instagram, he deleted his tinder and he blocked my number. My friends would call him and he would block them too.
My friends did some digging and we found out he had two IG accounts! They were identical i mean IDENTICAL except he had a couple pictures of this girl on the other account. I thought it was his sister I wanted to believe it was his sister, but NOPE. He had already blocked me with his real account but we found him.
Maybe if he was straight with me but he kept saying he really liked me and let me into his life. I feel used. Not just the sex, but I almost let him meet my parents. I think the whole team does this shit and they cover for each other. The girls in the lobby the first time! Agghh I wish I could go back and ask them.
Hes a snake period. Hes charming and funny and nice, but he just wanted some pussy and left me high and dry.